BREAKING:juju Smith have just break up with his girlfriend today due to…..

We’ve seen players use social media to “shoot their shot,” or approach someone they found attractive. This has happened once or twice.

 

JuJu Smith-Schuster, a second-year wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers who made waves last season with his amazing receptions, creative celebrations, and love of his bike, is currently experimenting with matchmaking.

 

There’s only a small issue.

 

Who is the ideal female for JuJu?

Elastigirl, the matriarch of the Incredibles family and the star of “The Incredibles 2,” the sequel that was finally released this past weekend, is Smith-Schuster’s idealwoman.

ElastiGirl, hear me out. I know we known each other for 5 hours. But you’re the love of my life! Never seen a combo of beauty and savage like you before! We can spend the rest of our lives fighting crime together! JuJu & ElastiGirl the Duo the world needs!”

While Mr. Incredible would likely have a lot to say about Smith-Schuster’s declaration to his wife — the 21-year-old erased Mr. Incredible to put himself in the photo with Elastigirl — there’s also the small matter of their existing in two different realms.

Many things have been said about Stormy Daniels. A funny, sassy, strong woman from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, who grew up barely surviving in poverty in an already poor city, the Daniels we see in the new documentary Stormy cusses unapologetically, makes jokes, and is clearly a survivor. There is a defiance in the way that she carries herself that makes her compulsively charming. She is not a victim, and it shows.

 

Stormy, released this past week on Peacock, is primarily about the events surrounding her relationship to former President Donald Trump. When Stormy Daniels met Trump at a charity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe in 2006, she just saw him as a “goofy reality star.” As she says in the doc, “He was a playboy and he was used to getting his way.”

 

At this time, Trump was best known for his work on the hit reality show The Apprentice. He invited her to dinner at his hotel, but since she got there early she went up to his room where he was wearing black silk pajamas. Daniels was there for business.